unsent 2.0

Dear [censored],

 

Thanks for your mail.

I hope you’re having a great time in [censored]

Congrats for your upcoming wedding

 

I always think of you as a character in a fictive novel I won’t bother reading

And I’m surprised that you still sent me this email

 

In other words: thank you for telling me but I couldn’t care less

 

 

Yours Sincerely,

 

 

Ulma

 

It’s either I’m too nice or I don’t have the guts to send this email xD